The Joy Of The Typo

These are typing errors which I have noticed on various work files and the odd email.


"Client requested interpreter because they are death."

"Did someone call?"

"I emailed your elves last week but am yet to receive a response."

We're kinda busy this time of year, you cotton-headed ninnymuggins!

"Therapist says the client is a pain ** *** ****."
(Office administrator says hopefully the client won't request their notes, as they can probably work out what the asterisks are hiding).


"Therapist has agreed to reboob the client."
(This is not a medical procedure we would encourage).


"I recently interimmed this patient..."
(We hope you mean that you carried out an interim report. Otherwise we hope you got their consent for that).


As usual, thanks to my office spies... the spies with the eyes x